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BlackTalon
··This Space for RentSimply a misunderstanding. The regional transportation authority issued a design-build RFP indicating a bridge needed to be erected over the river.
Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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Darlinboy
··Pratts! Will I B******S!!!The teacher brought in a bag of candy during her science class about the five senses.
"The sense of the day is taste" she said. "So we're going to do a little experiment. I want you close your eyes and I'll hand each of you a piece of candy. When I say "go", taste it and then tell me what flavor it is."
Teacher gave them each a lemon jelly bean to taste - and everyone yelled LEMON! Next up was a red gumdrop and everyone tasted it and immediately yelled CHERRY!
"This next one," Teacher warned, "Is going to be a bit harder"
She then handed out pale gold honey-flavored pieces of toffee. As the children chewed and tasted, and the room remained quiet - nobody can figure it out.
After moment or two, Teacher decided to give them a hint saying, "I want you to think about something your mom might call your dad."
Suddenly a look of enlightenment washed over Little Johnny's face.
He quickly jumped up and yelled, "Guys - spit 'em out, spit 'em out - they're assholes!"
"The sense of the day is taste" she said. "So we're going to do a little experiment. I want you close your eyes and I'll hand each of you a piece of candy. When I say "go", taste it and then tell me what flavor it is."
Teacher gave them each a lemon jelly bean to taste - and everyone yelled LEMON! Next up was a red gumdrop and everyone tasted it and immediately yelled CHERRY!
"This next one," Teacher warned, "Is going to be a bit harder"
She then handed out pale gold honey-flavored pieces of toffee. As the children chewed and tasted, and the room remained quiet - nobody can figure it out.
After moment or two, Teacher decided to give them a hint saying, "I want you to think about something your mom might call your dad."
Suddenly a look of enlightenment washed over Little Johnny's face.
He quickly jumped up and yelled, "Guys - spit 'em out, spit 'em out - they're assholes!"
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Wryfox
·I mean, IF they really went to the Moon...😗
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Tony C.
··Ωf Jury member
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Wryfox
·What's going on up there in Scotland?
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Wryfox
·Reddit gold👍
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hmmmcamu
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DaveK
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If it had Swatch on the dial it’d make some sense. At a different price point of course
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Pvt-Public
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Almost a $1M for a watch you can barely read. That is a joke!
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arturo7
·double-u tee eff
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Tony C.
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BlackTalon
··This Space for Rent
That's pretty much what my 11-year-old would say.
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Twocats
··Married... with children
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