Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Aussie beach info board.



They really need to update their sign though.

 
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Happy Easter
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?




HDMI


(use the voice you must)
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A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“Listen,” said the CEO. “This is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?”

“Certainly,” said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO, as his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I just need one copy…”
 
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Idk if this has been posted before, but I always enjoy it, so…

What kind of music do outdoor wind turbines like?

They’re big heavy metal fans…
 
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This just in...they just published a study that proves that gaslighting is not real. If you are experiencing gaslighting it turns out that you are actually crazy.