Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can’t read it...
 
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I have genuinely received a job application with almost identical wording. The only difference was there was no F word.

I never shortlisted them.
 
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These days I would welcome a resume that is honest instead of one filled with BS.