Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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The trapped passengers would remain trapped, and Yossarian knew why. Catch-22 said so. You had to admire it.
 
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Speaking of tools...


aah, the Whitworth wrench set. you get a 3/35th, a 1/9th, a 32/235th, and not to mention the 12/93rd.
stupid triumphs. (i've had one too many of them!)
 
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Definition of a mistress: A miss between a Mr. and a mattress!
 
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Great material! Took me a moment. What went through my head during that moment… “Crapasaurus? No… Your Ass Stick Park? No…”.

Satchmo-Slogan…