Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
 
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Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher? He had skeletons in his closet.
 
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What do you need in order to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A large fortune.
 
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Spider, spider, on the wall,
Spider, spider, won’t you fall,
Don’t you know it’s just been plastered?
Get off the wall you stupid spider!
 
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There's a very very fine wine between the two.
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