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heccsat
路I'm part Hungarian, so it is okay for me to talk about gypsies 馃槣
Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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M'Bob
路It goes like this.
The rabbit goes at lioness home and knocks at the front door.
Two little lions answer the door and the rabbit asks them.
-Where is the lioness?
The cubs answer
-At work.
And the rabbit says
-When she'll be back tell her that the rabbit wants to f*** her
The little lions did as he told them,they said at the lioness so.
The lioness got so mad but she did nothing.
Next day same thing happened and the day after that
so the lioness frustrated stayed home and was waiting for the rabbit to come.
He knocks on the door and the lioness answers.
When he saw the lioness he started to run fast and the lioness was after him
he was running as fast as he could and the lioness still behind
he entered at a gap on a trunk of a tree and the lioness enters too but got stuck there right in the middle.
The rabbit seeing she couldn't move at all goes behind her and start f***ing her and says:
-I could f*** you at you home but I didn't want your cubs to watch the scene.
I would love to say I get this, but I don't.
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BlackTalon
路路This Space for RentWhat do you mean by that exactly?
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Archer
路路Omega Qualified WatchmakerI told a chemistry joke once, but didn't get a reaction.
Remember if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.
Remember if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.
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Canuck
路Any joke you have to explain, isn鈥檛 funny. That was one of them.
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staristheanswer
路I would love to say I get this, but I don't.
The rabbit was playing it cool when he saw the lioness that was stuck otherwise he would still be running for his life.
I hope you get it.
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staristheanswer
路A new one.
The rabbit was under the shadow of a tree and relaxing.
The elephant pass there and says:
Hey Mr. rabbit,what are you doing?
The rabbit answers:
Just relaxing Mr. elephant and f***ing the lion.
The elephant surprised from what the rabbit said,left.
After a while the wolf pass near where the rabbit was and says:
Hello Mr. Rabbit,what are you doing?
The rabbit answers:
Relaxing Mr. Wolf and f***ing the lion.
The wolf twice as surprised as the elephant left.
Some other animals passed near the rabbit and he was telling them the same thing.
The lion heard what the rabbit was saying and he went near the tree the rabbit was and says:
Hey Mr. Rabbit,what are you doing?
And the rabbit says:
Relaxing Mr. Lion and talking bullshit to kill my
time.
The rabbit was under the shadow of a tree and relaxing.
The elephant pass there and says:
Hey Mr. rabbit,what are you doing?
The rabbit answers:
Just relaxing Mr. elephant and f***ing the lion.
The elephant surprised from what the rabbit said,left.
After a while the wolf pass near where the rabbit was and says:
Hello Mr. Rabbit,what are you doing?
The rabbit answers:
Relaxing Mr. Wolf and f***ing the lion.
The wolf twice as surprised as the elephant left.
Some other animals passed near the rabbit and he was telling them the same thing.
The lion heard what the rabbit was saying and he went near the tree the rabbit was and says:
Hey Mr. Rabbit,what are you doing?
And the rabbit says:
Relaxing Mr. Lion and talking bullshit to kill my
time.
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M'Bob
路A new one.
The rabbit was under the shadow of a tree and relaxing.
The elephant pass there and says:
Hey Mr. rabbit,what are you doing?
The rabbit answers:
Just relaxing Mr. elephant and f***ing the lion.
The elephant surprised from what the rabbit said,left.
After a while the wolf pass near where the rabbit was and says:
Hello Mr. Rabbit,what are you doing?
The rabbit answers:
Relaxing Mr. Wolf and f***ing the lion.
The wolf twice as surprised as the elephant left.
Some other animals passed near the rabbit and he was telling them the same thing.
The lion heard what the rabbit was saying and he went near the tree the rabbit was and says:
Hey Mr. Rabbit,what are you doing?
And the rabbit says:
Relaxing Mr. Lion and talking bullshit to kill my
time.
Is this joke-telling full-time employment for you?
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staristheanswer
路Is this joke-telling full-time employment for you?
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vbrad26
路I told my doctor I broke my leg in 2 places.
He told me not to go to those places again...
He told me not to go to those places again...
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staristheanswer
路I told my doctor I broke my leg in 2 places.
He told me not to go to those places again...
A patient asks:
Doctor,I put my finger on my head,it hurts
I put my finger at my arm ,it hurts
I put my finger at my leg ,it hurts.
What is the problem?
The Doctor:
You have a broken finger.
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vbrad26
路I think we have the same doctor.
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staristheanswer
路I think we have the same doctor.
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Willie_B
路He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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Wivac
路A man goes into the doctor with a lettuce sticking out of his arse
"That looks nasty", says the doctor
"Well", says the man "that's just the tip of the iceberg"
"That looks nasty", says the doctor
"Well", says the man "that's just the tip of the iceberg"
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Wryfox
路I'll never forget my Grandfather's last words to me....
"Stop shaking the ladder, you asshole!"
"Stop shaking the ladder, you asshole!"
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staristheanswer
路The daughter of the chief police department went to her fathers office and tells him:
-Daddy,your policeman are stupid.
-Why? Said her father
-Because I asked them if you find how many apples I have in my backpack I will give you the six of them and they started saying numbers like one said 3 the other 5 another policeman said 8 and so on noone found it.
And than her father said.
-Why you get mad sunshine,how many apples you had?
-Daddy,your policeman are stupid.
-Why? Said her father
-Because I asked them if you find how many apples I have in my backpack I will give you the six of them and they started saying numbers like one said 3 the other 5 another policeman said 8 and so on noone found it.
And than her father said.
-Why you get mad sunshine,how many apples you had?
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Canuck
路?
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JimInOz
路路Melbourne AustraliaThe daughter of the chief police department went to her fathers office and tells him:
-Daddy,your policeman are stupid.
-Why? Said her father
-Because I asked them if you find how many apples I have in my backpack I will give you the six of them and they started saying numbers like one said 3 the other 5 another policeman said 8 and so on noone found it.
And than her father said.
-Why you get mad sunshine,how many apples you had?
Do you make these jokes up yourself?