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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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Wryfox
·Oh the irony....
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Wryfox
·A young man goes to the town Pharmacist and asks for a box of condoms.
The Pharmacist asks him if he wants the 6, 9, or 12 pack.
The young man says 'well, me and my girl have been going out for some time now and I'm going to meet her parents for the first time tonight then go out afterwards. I think I'm going to get lucky, and once she has me, she won't be able to get enough of me, so better give me the 12 pack'
That night at dinner at her parents house, he offers to give the meal blessing, and he bows his head in prayer for several minutes.
The girlfriend leans over and whispers to him 'you didn't tell me you were so religious"
The young man leans back over to her and whispers...'You didn't tell me your father was the town Pharmacist'
The Pharmacist asks him if he wants the 6, 9, or 12 pack.
The young man says 'well, me and my girl have been going out for some time now and I'm going to meet her parents for the first time tonight then go out afterwards. I think I'm going to get lucky, and once she has me, she won't be able to get enough of me, so better give me the 12 pack'
That night at dinner at her parents house, he offers to give the meal blessing, and he bows his head in prayer for several minutes.
The girlfriend leans over and whispers to him 'you didn't tell me you were so religious"
The young man leans back over to her and whispers...'You didn't tell me your father was the town Pharmacist'
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M'Bob
·Thanks, but bit of an over-share?
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·This is the most dangerous species on earth. They eat almost everything and are mercilessly destroying their surroundings. When they are done with their destruction, they move to other areas and start consuming again without limits.
The other one is just a fish with big teeth.
The other one is just a fish with big teeth.
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