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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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An old man and a young girl are walking through the woods at night.

Young girl “I’m scared”

Old man “You’re scared? I’m the one who has to walk back alone!”
 
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A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front deck and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the deck replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fυck."
 
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Went to the doc, I said “Hey doc I’m getting so fat I cant see my dick anymore.” Doc says “Why don’t you diet?” I said “Sure…what color?”
 
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Wryfox hasn't posted a "joke" since Monday. So I'll sub for him.

"Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable."
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"My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
 
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Wryfox hasn't posted a "joke" since Monday. So I'll sub for him.

Sorry fellas, I was busy celebrating the vanquishment of British tyranny (so rare the opportunity to use the word 'vanquishment' in a sentence, now I have👍)
 
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Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts to the second, "How do I get to the other side of the river?"

The second man shouts back, "You are on the other side of the river!"
 
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Three nuns get killed in a car crash

Of course they all go up to heaven

But St Peter stops them at the pearly gates and says I still have to ask each of you a question before you get in

They look at each other but think hey we've got this, we're nuns.

So he says to the first one "what was the name of the first woman?

Eve!

Yup, you're in!

He says to the second one "where did eve live?"

The Garden of Eden!

Yup, you're in!

The last one is the Mother Superior, so Peter says "Because of who you are, I'm afraid this one is going to be a little bit tricky"

I understand, she says...

Ok, here goes...."What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?

The Mother Superior says "Oh my, that's a hard one....."

St Peter Says "Yup, you're in!"
 
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Ok, here goes...."What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?

The Mother Superior says "Oh my, that's a hard one....."

St Peter Says "Yup, you're in!"

She would actually fail on that answer...
 
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I’m trying to give up sexual innuendos

But its hard , I mean really hard .
 
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I’m trying to give up sexual innuendos

But its hard , I mean really hard .

Eh, just suck it up.
 
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