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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

pdxleaf
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Husband: "The doctor called and left a message, he said I was a BEAST!"

Wife: "Are you sure that's what he said?"

Husband: "Go ahead, listen for yourself."

Wife: "He said you were OBESE!"

Husband: "Oh. Well that was kinda rude...."
 
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Husband: "The doctor called and left a message, he said I was a BEAST!"

Wife: "Are you sure that's what he said?"

Husband: "Go ahead, listen for yourself."

Wife: "He said you were OBESE!"

Husband: "Oh. Well that was kinda rude...."

Once at work, I came to the front office after having been in the furnace room for about 1/2 hour. The secretary said, "You look hot"

I answered, "Oh...uh...thank you".

You hear what you want to hear!
 
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Archer - I had to google that one, as I never heard about it in Canadian schools. Did you know about this piece of history already?
 
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Archer - I had to google that one, as I never heard about it in Canadian schools. Did you know about this piece of history already?

Yes...not sure where from though as I doubt it was taught in school here...
 
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