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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

M'Bob
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Tony C. Tony C.
I'm told that it's not difficult to locate experienced boners, but long-lasting is another story. 😁

I called the company, and spoke to the manager, who was frustrated in the past by the boners lying down on the job, and the constant stroking needed to get them to perform. He said in previous years, the boners sprung right up, knew the job they were supposed to do, and took care of the meat like they were expected to.
 
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M'Bob M'Bob
I called the company, and spoke to the manager, who was frustrated in the past by the boners lying down on the job, and the constant stroking needed to get them to perform. He said in previous years, the boners sprung right up, knew the job they were supposed to do, and took care of the meat like they were expected to.

I don´t get it.
 
M'Bob
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hen hen
No, boner, I don´t get it!

Try bending over for the soap in the showers at the gym…
 
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Old man was sitting in the park reading the book and mumbling by himself. A guy walk by and asks whats going on?
I am learning hebrew, because I think it helps in heaven said the old man.
And what if you have to go to hell, other guy asks?
No worries said old guy, I already can speak russian.....
 
Tony C.
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Presumably the target audience of the above joke is confined to those who rely on mainstream Western media sources to inform them about the world.
 
Pun
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Didn't know litigation expenses will go to this extent...😁
 
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