Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Really glad it was shot down over ocean. Who remembers this?
It was on TCM last year! Very relaxing movie.
 
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For the 80s folks out there.


40 years ago...no way.....(pause for Google search).. bugger . !@%!@ing hell....... Now I feel old (thanks). Like comparing 1950 with 1990 .. :0(
 
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So my wife says to me the other day, “You haven’t heard a word I’ve said to you.” And I thought: geez, what a weird way to start a conversation…
 
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Perfect for my day yesterday - and scratching the shit out of the lugs on my 3861 while trying to fit an US bracelet...

 
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I remember these days, smelled great. Didn't effect me at all.

Did I mention it didn't effect me at all?

Also, it didn't effect me at all.

I like pickles


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I remember these days, smelled great. Didn't effect me at all.

Dud I mention it didn't effect me at all?

Also, it didn't effect me at all.

I like pickles

I think it affected your grammar usage.
 
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I remember these days, smelled great. Didn't effect me at all.

Did I mention it didn't effect me at all?

Also, it didn't effect me at all.

I like pickles

I remember they’d drive these fogger trucks through the provincial parks where we were camping. An alarm would ring in advance, telling us to go to the safety of our tents for a few minutes. Because, safety first 👍