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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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JimInOz
··Melbourne AustraliaIt's an Aussie thing.
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Darlinboy
··Pratts! Will I B******S!!!He gently slid her panties to the side …
… so he could fit the rest of his socks into their dresser drawer.
… so he could fit the rest of his socks into their dresser drawer.
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M'Bob
·Seen on my commute to work on the bumper of the car ahead: “IF YOU'RE GOING TO RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR.”
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Darlinboy
··Pratts! Will I B******S!!!Sam went to visit his primary care physician for an annual checkup.
After a very thorough examination, the doctor said to him, "Sam, we need to talk about your weight."
"No worries Doc," replied Sam, "It was over an hour, but the chairs were very comfortable!"
After a very thorough examination, the doctor said to him, "Sam, we need to talk about your weight."
"No worries Doc," replied Sam, "It was over an hour, but the chairs were very comfortable!"
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Walrus
·One time I was driving home after a dinner out and I got pulled over by the police.
he came up to the car and said “Sir have you been drinking tonight.?”
I said “I did pretty good thanks why you ask.? “
the officer said, “sir, when you took that corner back there the passenger door popped open and your wife went rolling out of the car, fortunately she’s ok.”
I said, “oh thank god officer I thought I went deaf.”
sorry not much of a joke teller I gave it a shot
he came up to the car and said “Sir have you been drinking tonight.?”
I said “I did pretty good thanks why you ask.? “
the officer said, “sir, when you took that corner back there the passenger door popped open and your wife went rolling out of the car, fortunately she’s ok.”
I said, “oh thank god officer I thought I went deaf.”
sorry not much of a joke teller I gave it a shot
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JimInOz
··Melbourne Australia
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DaveK
··Yoda of Yodelers
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Darlinboy
··Pratts! Will I B******S!!!A coronavirus walks into the bar and orders a cocktail.
"We don't serve your kind here!" the bartender says, grabbing the disinfectant and giving the coronavirus a long spritz, "Now scram!"
Choking and backing away, the coronavirus retorts, "Fine, I was leaving anyway - you're not a very good host!"
"We don't serve your kind here!" the bartender says, grabbing the disinfectant and giving the coronavirus a long spritz, "Now scram!"
Choking and backing away, the coronavirus retorts, "Fine, I was leaving anyway - you're not a very good host!"
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have fun
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Tony C.
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Paedipod
·How disappointing... I was really looking forward to reading this article on the evolution of the human hand and
manual manipulation in the early hominids last night....
only to find it was totally spoilt by a lot of ......footnotes ..........
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Archer
··Omega Qualified WatchmakerYou should never judge a book by it's cover. I had a math book once where the people on the cover were having a really good time, but that book wasn't fun at all...
