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An Observation rather than a Joke.
Women often mention the pain of childbirth.
Pain unlike any a man could endure. It’s been said the pain could be compared to a man being kicked in the nuts.
Personally I don’t know as I haven’t given birth.
What i can say is I believe being kicked in the nuts IS more painful
Why this conclusion?

Well you often hear of women wanting to have a second or third child but you never hear of a man wanting to be kicked in the nuts twice.

Being kicked in the nuts doesn’t take 18 year to get over though 😗
 
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What’s the difference between Beer nuts and Deer nuts?


Beer nuts are a buck fifty, and Deer nuts are under a buck.
 
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What’s the difference between Beer nuts and Deer nuts?


Beer nuts are a buck fifty, and Deer nuts are under a buck.
Funny
Doesn't quite work when substituted for a quid
 
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Being kicked in the nuts doesn’t take 18 year to get over though 😗
Still brings tears to my eyes over 18 years later🙁
 
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Still brings tears to my eyes over 18 years later

Small potatoes. As an early teen, I was standing semi-upright while pedaling my 10-speed bicycle up a modest hill, and one of the pedals sheared off on a downstroke. How I was even able to hobble home remains a mystery.
 
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Tony C. Tony C.
Small potatoes. As an early teen, I was standing semi-upright while pedaling my 10-speed bicycle up a modest hill, and one of the pedals sheared off on a downstroke. How I was even able to hobble home remains a mystery.

Been there and done that
 
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JohnWoo JohnWoo
Been there and done that

And here I thought that I was the only one with three testicles...😁
 
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Been there and done that

Doesnt everyone do this?

When I was at school there was a rather athletic, almost amazonian girl that people took to calling "Arnie" she didnt like it.

As a joke someone told her that I had been calling her that name. I got a tap on the shoulder, turned and a boot in my balls. i ached a lot, the next day I was still in pain so off to the doctors were a nurse had an examination of down below. At which point i collapsed in agony and they called an ambulance. Apparently my testicle had twisted, and the nurse fondling it caused it to untwist and one of the tubes snapped. I had it sewn back on and all good... not a pleasant experience and somewhat off topic!
 
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Doesnt everyone do this?

When I was at school there was a rather athletic, almost amazonian girl that people took to calling "Arnie" she didnt like it.

As a joke someone told her that I had been calling her that name. I got a tap on the shoulder, turned and a boot in my balls. i ached a lot, the next day I was still in pain so off to the doctors were a nurse had an examination of down below. At which point i collapsed in agony and they called an ambulance. Apparently my testicle had twisted, and the nurse fondling it caused it to untwist and one of the tubes snapped. I had it sewn back on and all good... not a pleasant experience and somewhat off topic!
Thanks for sharing😵‍💫
 
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The Female Dentist

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. "No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says: “I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!' The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill. "No objection," he says. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist gives him a couple of pills. He swallows them. "What are they?" he says. "Viagra," says the dentist. "Heck," the patient says, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer.”It doesn't" said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I'm drilling your tooth.
 
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Q: What do you call a deer that can't see?
A: no idear...
Q: what do you call a deer that cant see and has no legs?
A: still no idear...
Q: what do you call a deer that cant see, has no legs and has been castrated?
A. Still no fυcking idear...
 
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Q. How much does a rainbow weigh?



A. Not much, it's pretty light.
 
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