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Pierre1333
·Lenny lock stock ice cream
Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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jsducote
·@Pierre1333 - Are you just entering search terms into posts?
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Syzygy
·@Pierre1333 - Are you just entering search terms into posts?
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Professor
·Richard Pryor monkeys
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Professor
·Buy more chocolate so I can buy more watches. Thank you. Thank you very much
have fun
kfw
You should have had that bracelet clasp fixed months ago.
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Pierre1333
·Like a little wet Q-Tip.
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Pierre1333
·@Pierre1333 - Are you just entering search terms into posts?
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JimInOz
··Melbourne AustraliaMarriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers, is that true?
Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
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time flies
·Honestly last time I saw your watch was when you were putting out the candy for the trick or treaters on Halloween.
You should have had that bracelet clasp fixed months ago.
have fun
kfw
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WhiteThorn
·A horse walks into a bar, the barman says, why the long face?
A bear walks into a bar, he says I’ll have a pint of…………. Blue moon please. The barman says why the big pause?
A bear walks into a bar, he says I’ll have a pint of…………. Blue moon please. The barman says why the big pause?
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WhiteThorn
·A man goes into a bar with a rabbit and orders two pints of Guinness and two baked bean toasties. The next day they return and the man orders two pints of Guinness, a baked bean toastie for Him and a cheese toastie for the rabbit. The third day they go into the bar and the man orders two pints of Guinness a baked bean toastie for him and a ham and cheese toastie for the rabbit. On the fourth day the man walks into the bar and orders a pint of Guinness and baked bean toastie, the barman says no rabbit today? The man says, unfortunately he died of mixing his toasties.
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WhiteThorn
·A dyslexic guy has always wanted to go skiing but was worried about learning to ski because he was worried he might get zigging and zagging mixed up. So he created the dyslexic ski club. On their first outing to Austria the instructor was very helpful and demonstrated how to ski and that it was a simple case of zigging and then zagging, then zigging, then zagging, there was nothing to it, just remember to swap between zigging and then zagging and all would be good. The majority of the club picked it up easily, zigging and zagging their way down the mountain, but the founder and captain was struggling. He kept zigging when he was meant to be zagging and zagging when he was meant to be zigging each time causing him to fall over. Over spending the morning doing this, he was getting really stressed, after all he was the captain. He decided to take a break and went over to the shop and ordered a pack of 20 Marlborough to calm his nerves. The assistant replied, I’m sorry sir, this is a tobogganist.
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WhiteThorn
·Very proud to have finished my 7th marathon in 7 days!
Or snickers as they are now called.
Or snickers as they are now called.
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Pvt-Public
·I’ve completed a couple marathons in my day
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topfox59
·An Observation rather than a Joke.
Women often mention the pain of childbirth.
Pain unlike any a man could endure. It’s been said the pain could be compared to a man being kicked in the nuts.
Personally I don’t know as I haven’t given birth.
What i can say is I believe being kicked in the nuts IS more painful
Why this conclusion?
Well you often hear of women wanting to have a second or third child but you never hear of a man wanting to be kicked in the nuts twice.
Women often mention the pain of childbirth.
Pain unlike any a man could endure. It’s been said the pain could be compared to a man being kicked in the nuts.
Personally I don’t know as I haven’t given birth.
What i can say is I believe being kicked in the nuts IS more painful
Why this conclusion?
Well you often hear of women wanting to have a second or third child but you never hear of a man wanting to be kicked in the nuts twice.
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Pvt-Public
·And this is a snicker, in the US. although I haven’t seen a Marathon bar here in years.
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JohnWoo
·Must have run away?
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JohnWoo
·An Observation rather than a Joke.
Women often mention the pain of childbirth.
Pain unlike any a man could endure. It’s been said the pain could be compared to a man being kicked in the nuts.
Personally I don’t know as I haven’t given birth.
What i can say is I believe being kicked in the nuts IS more painful
Why this conclusion?
Well you often hear of women wanting to have a second or third child but you never hear of a man wanting to be kicked in the nuts twice.
Reminds me of a quote-
'Women seem to suffer in every way, except in silence'.
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