Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Our new Law Enforcement

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Would love to have this, if our society becomes so good and sensitive indeed.

Also feel some raw sarcasm, in bad taste...
 
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What鈥檚 with all the hands



https://www.entertainmentearth.com/...8496&cjevent=1e115592318e11eb802005ce0a1c0e0c

But for @Archer

A little-known fact is that actor James Doohan served in the Canadian military during WWII and lost a finger off his right hand. Although his character did not have a missing a finger, Quantum Mechanix has included one hand missing a digit to pay homage to the beloved actor.
 
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How many ears do Captain Kirk has??馃槙



Three.

A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.
 
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What鈥檚 with all the hands

All Hands on Deck

IIRC Scotty also suffered a near fatal leg wound from friendly fire when cut down by one of his own BREN Gunners.

Another actor who had a artificial middle finger told of once shaking his fist at a cab driver, the fake finger remaining rigid he sent the wrong message.
The cab driver slapped the offending finger and it flew off. The cabby had a heart attack on the spot.
 
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But for @Archer

A little-known fact is that actor James Doohan served in the Canadian military during WWII and lost a finger off his right hand. Although his character did not have a missing a finger, Quantum Mechanix has included one hand missing a digit to pay homage to the beloved actor.

Little known outside of Canada maybe...馃槈
 
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UK Beach Cafe from 1957.... but what if I just want chips.... and no Spam and chips or spam with spam !
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