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Lovemy8541
·I suppose the joke is built in without having an answer. It's all I could come up with today. Read it again and I bet you'll get it the second time.
Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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Charlemagne1333
·I suppose the joke is built in without having an answer. It's all I could come up with today. Read it again and I bet you'll get it the second time.
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Lovemy8541
·😀
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Lurk41
·It's all I could come up with today
I think a lot of idiots will find the answer at 2nd thought (like me - @Charlemagne1333 you are not alone 🤦)
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BlackTalon
··This Space for RentHow many idiots does it take to screw in a candle?
(there are a bunch of engineers on this forum; it's easy enough to arrive at an answer if you provide us with the proper information)
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Lovemy8541
·It depends on the thread pitch that was incorporated into the candle mold and cut into the base of the holder, the diameter of the candle, the shortest distance between the candle and the walls, and the desired torque value.
(there are a bunch of engineers on this forum; it's easy enough to arrive at an answer if you provide us with the proper information)
Touche'! (My background is technical too.)
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Canuck
·I told my wife I wish to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
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BlackTalon
··This Space for RentI told my wife I wish to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
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Canuck
·in her defense she wanted to make sure the clock was working first...
LOL!
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Engee
·Just wanted to take this opportunity to thank the OF community. I've learned so much here over the few months that I've been hanging around and have just taken the plunge on a watch that I would certainly have never realised was so special without the education this place has given me. It's an HMT, redialed in Switzerland.
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Lurk41
·Took me a bit of google search to get it 😀
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JohnWoo
·I'm CONFUSED?
Could be the day I just had!
Could be the day I just had!
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pongster
·Just wanted to take this opportunity to thank the OF community. I've learned so much here over the few months that I've been hanging around and have just taken the plunge on a watch that I would certainly have never realised was so special without the education this place has given me. It's an HMT, redialed in Switzerland.
dont like the mumbai special?
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pongster
·Got it, it's a spelling error.
Should be re-dialed in Swaziland?
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2019/...-be-jailed-swaziland-king-orders-country-men/
no joke. 😀
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JohnWoo
·5 wives?
Enough hassle with 1.
On second thoughts. What if they where like cars, test drive - then decide?
Enough hassle with 1.
On second thoughts. What if they where like cars, test drive - then decide?
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Lurk41
·Not to be confused with the other Jura special
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Charlemagne1333
·A dog walks into a bar, and orders a double brandy
“Wow!”, exclaims the barman, “you should be in a circus.”
“Why?”, asks the dog, “are they looking for electricians?”
“Wow!”, exclaims the barman, “you should be in a circus.”
“Why?”, asks the dog, “are they looking for electricians?”
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