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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. zrleopold

    zrleopold Jan 28, 2019

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    The doodle is a nice depiction of the average OF member:

    Lost in the endless vacuum that is watch collecting - always reaching for a new speedy.
     
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  2. kov

    kov Trüffelschwein. Jan 28, 2019

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    ‘Houston, we have a problem !’ :whistling:
     
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  3. vbrad26 Ω 1

    vbrad26 Jan 28, 2019

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    Time flies when you're in outer space.

    Please come back. The Daytona means nothing to me!
     
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  4. redzer007

    redzer007 Jan 28, 2019

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    Too small strap for man
     
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  5. mblease

    mblease Jan 28, 2019

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    Haha!
     
  6. Utheman

    Utheman Jan 28, 2019

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    FOSIS: First Omega Satellite in Space
     
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  7. Canuck Ω 1

    Canuck Jan 28, 2019

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    Time flies!
     
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  8. alam Ω 1

    alam Jan 28, 2019

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    crap! cheap velcro!
     
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  9. mblease

    mblease Jan 28, 2019

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    The one that got away
     
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  10. w154

    w154 Jan 28, 2019

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    Angry Omega Advertising exec:

    I told you to photoshop it on his wrist, not just floating around in space
     
  11. Darlinboy Ω 2

    Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Jan 28, 2019

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  12. Darlinboy Ω 2

    Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Jan 28, 2019

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  13. mblease

    mblease Jan 28, 2019

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  14. Darlinboy Ω 2

    Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Jan 28, 2019

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  15. Larry S Ω 2

    Larry S Color Commentator for the Hyperbole. Jan 28, 2019

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    SQUIRREL!
     
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  16. Darlinboy Ω 2

    Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Jan 28, 2019

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  17. mblease

    mblease Jan 28, 2019

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  18. OMEGuy

    OMEGuy Jan 28, 2019

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    [​IMG]
     
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  19. lillatroll Ω 1

    lillatroll Jan 28, 2019

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    Watch....this.....space!
     
    Edited Jan 28, 2019
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  20. Peemacgee

    Peemacgee Purrrr-veyor of luxury cat box loungers Jan 28, 2019

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    “Speedy in vacuous space.....”

    Apologies
    “Speedy in the vacuum of space”
    Damned auto correct.
    :D
     
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