Three guys want to see the summer Olympics….for free. They show up at the entrance for athletes. Each carry a piece of equipment. The first guy shows his prop, a boulder. He says “Smith, shot put”. He enters. The second guy is carrying a sawhorse. He says, “Jackson, hurdle”. He enters. The third guy is carrying a roll of barbed wire. He says, “Babchuk, fencing!” The jig is up!