Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

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A baby crawls across the floor to get to its bottle and everybody thinks it's cute I do it and everybody thinks I need an intervention.
 
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Anybody get this Metal joke? I sure dont.
 
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Vale Michael Leunig (02/06/1945 - 19/12/2024)

A couple of my scaly mates and myself were actually depicted in one of Michael Leunig's cartoons. He happened to see us in action being dickheads and it inspired him.
I don't have a copy but my mates do, I must try to get a copy
 
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A couple of my scaly mates and myself were actually depicted in one of Michael Leunig's cartoons. He happened to see us in action being dickheads and it inspired him.
I don't have a copy but my mates do, I must try to get a copy
No cartoons here, all we have is a signed print.
 
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No cartoons here, all we have is a signed print.
Yeah he was kind enough to drop 3 copies by for us after he'd done, but I wasn't there and I think someone else knocked mine off!
unfortunately one of the copies is to the north in Moama and the other is to the east in Metung both around a 4 hour drive away, so it's not like I can pop around to do a scan.
 
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There are more elaborately decorated versions


In Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea there was a bloke in the manure buisness, who'd changed his name to Mr Shit, his slogan was: "Chicken shit, horse shit, cow shit -- but no bullshit"
He also made a run at politics using that name on the ballot
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