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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Jul 6, 2024

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    lindo Jul 7, 2024

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    DSotW Europol’s Most Wanted Jul 7, 2024

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  4. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Jul 7, 2024

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    What's the difference between a priest and Woody from the movie Toy Story?

    Woody goes limp when a child walks in the room.
     
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    hmmmcamu Jul 7, 2024

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    blufinz52 Hears dead people, not watch rotors. Jul 7, 2024

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    Salesman: "This car will sit 6 people without any problems."
    Me: "I don't think I know 6 people without any problems."
     
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  7. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Jul 7, 2024

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    Ain't that ^ the truth... :(
     
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  8. Speed2Sea

    Speed2Sea Jul 7, 2024

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  9. Canuck Ω 1

    Canuck Jul 7, 2024

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    Cop to speeding driver: You were doing 85 mph in a 50 mph zone.
    Driver to cop: I’m certain you’re mistaken. This is a Tesla, and I’ve never been able to get it to run it for an hour!
     
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  10. EuroDriver

    EuroDriver 1st Seamaster 75th Anniversary Owner Jul 7, 2024

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  11. Pun

    Pun Jul 8, 2024

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    Guess…
     
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  12. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Jul 8, 2024

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    Wryfox Jul 8, 2024

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  14. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Jul 8, 2024

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    Same thing happened to my son-in-law! Was wearing an Ed White one day, he admired it, and I asked him if he would like a Speedmaster too. When he said yes, I got him this

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  15. EuroDriver

    EuroDriver 1st Seamaster 75th Anniversary Owner Jul 8, 2024

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    Great Speedmaster that has insane water resistance!
     
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  16. Wryfox

    Wryfox Jul 8, 2024

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    Vercingetorix Spam Risk Jul 8, 2024

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  18. sheepdoll Ω 1

    sheepdoll Jul 8, 2024

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    Some MIB star wars collectables may retain their value better than the car ever would. Great investment opportunity.

    Now if it was Grogu aka "Baby Yoda" ...
     
  19. Wryfox

    Wryfox Jul 8, 2024

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    lindo Jul 8, 2024

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