Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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What's the difference between a priest and Woody from the movie Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a child walks in the room.
 
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Salesman: "This car will sit 6 people without any problems."
Me: "I don't think I know 6 people without any problems."
 
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Cop to speeding driver: You were doing 85 mph in a 50 mph zone.
Driver to cop: I’m certain you’re mistaken. This is a Tesla, and I’ve never been able to get it to run it for an hour!
 
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Same thing happened to my son-in-law! Was wearing an Ed White one day, he admired it, and I asked him if he would like a Speedmaster too. When he said yes, I got him this

 
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Same thing happened to my son-in-law! Was wearing an Ed White one day, he admired it, and I asked him if he would like a Speedmaster too. When he said yes, I got him this


Great Speedmaster that has insane water resistance!
 
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Some MIB star wars collectables may retain their value better than the car ever would. Great investment opportunity.

Now if it was Grogu aka "Baby Yoda" ...