Only in California.

 

A old man and an old woman are at a restaurant, on a first date. The man asks if she has kids, she says, “Yes, I have one, and three grandkids.”

The man then asks if she likes to have sex, and she says, “I like it ‘infrequently.’”He then asks, “Is that one word, or two?”

 

...once in a lifetime

 

? eat in or eat out?

 

..although I'm pretty sure thats Avebury Stone Circle

 

I wonder if he had lunch at the “Y”!

 

Q: How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.

 

Haven’t seen a cat post for a while….