If you had to choose between your significant other and $5,000,000, what's the first thing you would buy?
Superman is walking by a church, when the minister suddenly emerges pleading for his help. “Superman, we desperately need your assistance. A wall has collapsed in the basement trapping some workmen. Please help us!!” “No way,” says Superman, “I’m not going anywhere near the crypt tonight!”
My wife threw me out for telling too many Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes. I said don’t worry, I’ll be back…