Have you heard the new song about pork sausages? Apparently its a banger.

I dreamt of sausages last night, it was a night mare to be frank.

Enough sausage jokes, they are the wurst.

 

Very similar to the women's bathrooms at Rush concerts

 

Tell me you've never been to a Rush concert, without telling me you've never been to a Rush concert LoL

 

Two nuns are out for a bike ride on a country road. One says, “Hey, let’s turn right here.”

The other says, “I’ve never come this way before.”

The first says, “Yeah, it’s the cobblestones…”

 

A woman brings her fancy dress to the dry cleaner, and hands it to the owner, who takes the dress, and gives her a ticket. As the customer turns to leave, the owner says, “Come again.”

The woman turns and replies, “No; this time it’s whipped cream…”

 

Two nuns stop at a local fruit market and ask the owner for 2 bananas. The owner tells them he only sells bananas in bunches of three. One nun turns to the other and says "We could always eat the third one."

 

Two nuns are sat on a park bench, and encounter a flasher. One nun had a stroke. The other one couldn’t reach.