A man walked into a local bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 Pistol with a seven round magazine plus one bullet in the chamber and I want to know who’s been sleeping with my Girlfriend .” A voice from the back of the room called out, *you need more bullets*
"What's ironic about Jesus Christ becoming a carpenter is that he was named the two words you're most likely to yell out after hitting your thumb with a hammer." -cunkoneverything
Yeah but you wouldn't win Lotto with that one unless of course JC had a middle name which would have had to have been Jesus Fucking Christ! Which is the ameliorative I apply to such occasions. Cunk must have a general audience rating