When God realized that Adam wasn’t happy, he asked him why. Adam told God that he was lonely. God said, “Adam, I’m going to give you a companion. She will cook and clean for you, bear your children, never wake you in the night to help caring for the children. She will not nag, she will not whine and she will take care of you hand and foot without complaining and with a smile on her face, and she will be called a woman,” Adam asked God what his would cost him. God answered, “An arm and a leg.” Adam thought about it and said, “What can I get for a rib?”