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  1. Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker May 11, 2024

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  7. Wryfox May 12, 2024

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    How 'bout now? :p

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  9. ghce May 12, 2024

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    Absolutely hilarious!
     
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  11. BlackTalon This Space for Rent May 12, 2024

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    Sounds like they were having a fiesta in that Ford ::rimshot::
     
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  12. JimInOz Melbourne Australia May 13, 2024

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    One for @Mad Dog

    I feel like the fact that "Hooters" didn't open a home delivery service during the pandemic called "Knockers" was a missed opportunity.
     
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  18. STANDY schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector May 13, 2024

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    In one golf course in the south of Metro, a beginner challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a P1K bet on the side.

    Since the pro had the advantage, the beginner asked to even the chances, “You have to give me two "gotchas," the beginner said to the pro.

    The golf pro, not knowing what gotcha was, still went on, agreeing to the condition.

    Coming back to the 19th hole, golfers were shocked to see the pro paying the beginner P1K.

    “What happened?”, a friend of the pro asked.

    “The worst happened,” said the pro, adding that while he was teeing up for the first hole and he was about to hit the ball, the beginner stuck his hand between my legs and grabbed my balls and yelled "Gotcha".

    “Have you ever tried to play 18 holes of golf, waiting for the second ‘gotcha’? “ he said.
     
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