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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. Hoddspur May 7, 2024

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  2. Pun May 7, 2024

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    For a while, perhaps…
     
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  3. STANDY schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector May 7, 2024

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    Why is it called camouflage and not
     
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  4. Tony C. Ωf Jury member May 7, 2024

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  5. James Mij May 7, 2024

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    ...... a woman walks into my bar and says " gimme a double entendre"
    ..... so I gave her one....
     
  6. Omegafanman May 8, 2024

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  7. Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker May 8, 2024

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    I just found out that I am colourblind. The news came completely out of the purple...

    How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints.

    What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky...

    If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God...Then I guess Mary had a little lamb.

    Someone should open an abortion clinic and call it..."Don't Kid Yourselves"
     
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  8. GeorgeBailey2 May 8, 2024

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    I have to admit, it took me a
     
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  9. EuroDriver 1st Seamaster 75th Anniversary Owner May 8, 2024

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  11. BLOW UP May 9, 2024

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  12. Cenzo May 9, 2024

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    When the weather is warmer in Chicago they have the food trucks lined up on Wacker Drive for lunch. They line up randomly, but caught this one day. Beaver Donuts right against Big Wang's Chinese Food.

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  13. Canuck May 9, 2024

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    It took me a minute! Funny!
     
  14. Wryfox May 9, 2024

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  15. JimInOz Melbourne Australia May 10, 2024

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    Strange new trend in the office.
    People putting names on food in the communal fridge.

    Today I had a cheese sandwich named Susan.
     
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  16. JimInOz Melbourne Australia May 10, 2024

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    I re-organised my Darlin's library.

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    (She actually saw it on FB and showed me, I thought it was amusing)
     
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  17. DoctorEvil May 10, 2024

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