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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Apr 30, 2024

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  2. RI Omega Fan Ω 1

    RI Omega Fan Apr 30, 2024

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    You had me at “While eating out a waitress…”.

    Commas are important!
     
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  3. zedlebowski

    zedlebowski Apr 30, 2024

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    Missed that! Almost like it better with the punctuation error!
     
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  4. BlackTalon Ω 2

    BlackTalon This Space for Rent Apr 30, 2024

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    Yeah, I was assuming the one guy was the waitress's husband ::rimshot::
     
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  5. impalla62ss Ω 1

    impalla62ss Apr 30, 2024

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  6. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member May 1, 2024

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    “With cigarettes, my wife and I, we made a deal. We only smoke after sex. I've got the same pack now since 1975. What bothers me is my wife. She's up to three packs a day.”

    – RODNEY DANGERFIELD
     
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  7. CBM1590 Ω 2

    CBM1590 We don’t rent pigs. May 1, 2024

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    lol. Nearly spit out my coffee. Great catch!
     
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  8. jsducote

    jsducote May 1, 2024

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    lindo May 1, 2024

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  10. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member May 2, 2024

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  11. Wryfox

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    Wryfox May 2, 2024

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    Wryfox May 2, 2024

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    jsducote May 2, 2024

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  15. Thomas Morse

    Thomas Morse May 2, 2024

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    Good one and obviously

    Jim would beam as much Jim Beam as Jim could beam if Jim could beam Jim Beam
     
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  16. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob May 3, 2024

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  17. Wryfox

    Wryfox May 3, 2024

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    I haven't talked to my Wife's mother in a week. I don't like to interrupt....

    ::rimshot::
     
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    Wryfox May 3, 2024

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    Wryfox May 3, 2024

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