During a medical history intake, a doctor asks a middle-aged female if she’s sexually active. “No,” she says. “I just lie there…”

 

https://www.biscuitsnporn.net/

 

I try to get down there at least 2x a year

 

Sorry, what?

 

Or a Kyocera photocopier.

 

AKA:

 

The owner of the recycling facility on the island of Koh Samui in Thailand, Mr Anusit Srisra lets his sweater do the talking when it comes to Norwegian sea food exporters waste management. Their sea food crates are washed up on the island and the pigments of the prints on the crates makes recycling difficult.

 

I asked AI to create a pic of a BBQ party.

DO NOT ZOOM IN ON THE FACES

 

While eating out a waitress suddenly screamed, “Does anyone know CPR??”

I shouted, “Even better, I know the whole alphabet!”

Everyone laughed.

Well, everyone except this one guy.