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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. bubba48

    bubba48 Mar 27, 2024

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    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Mar 27, 2024

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  3. redpcar Ω 1

    redpcar Mar 28, 2024

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    EuroDriver 1st Seamaster 75th Anniversary Owner Mar 29, 2024

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    JimInOz Melbourne Australia Mar 29, 2024

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  6. Omegafanman

    Omegafanman Mar 29, 2024

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    The risk of going on the piste….
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  7. hmmmcamu

    hmmmcamu Mar 29, 2024

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    Pssst ....
     
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  8. hmmmcamu

    hmmmcamu Mar 29, 2024

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  9. RI Omega Fan Ω 1

    RI Omega Fan Mar 29, 2024

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    Wryfox Mar 29, 2024

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  11. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Mar 29, 2024

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    How does a non-binary murder? They slash them.
     
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  12. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Mar 29, 2024

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    My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can’t read it...
     
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  13. lindo Ω 1

    lindo Mar 29, 2024

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    For the old guys who ride Harleys....

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  14. p4ul

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    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Mar 30, 2024

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    p4ul “WATERRROOP” to 50m Mar 30, 2024

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  18. SydR

    SydR Mar 30, 2024

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    I have genuinely received a job application with almost identical wording. The only difference was there was no F word.

    I never shortlisted them.
     
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  19. BlackTalon Ω 2

    BlackTalon This Space for Rent Mar 30, 2024

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    These days I would welcome a resume that is honest instead of one filled with BS.
     
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    Pvt-Public Mar 30, 2024

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