“I was driving down the freeway and this cop pulls me over. I pull out my driver's license and ask what the matter is. The cop says he thought I ought to know my wife fell out of the car three miles back down the road. I tell him thanks because I was getting worried that I was going deaf.”
A man goes into a confession booth and tells the priest, “Father, I’m seventy-five years old and last night I made love to two twenty-year old girls – at the same time.” The priest gasps and says, “When did you last go to confession?” The man says, “I have never been to confession, Father. I’m Jewish.” The priest says, “Then why are you telling me?” The man says, “I’m telling everybody.”
Adam was a Canadian. Nobody but a Canadian would stand beside a naked woman and worry about an apple.