Fred slumped into the bar stool next to his friend Earl, and signaled to the bartender for a double of his usual. When it arrived, he slugged it down in one gulp and motioned for another. "Jeez Fred," commented Earl, "you must really be having a bad day!" "You got that right," Fred replied. "I had my annual physical today and the doctor told me I had Tom Jones syndrome." "Wow, I never heard of that. But based on how you're taking the news, must be bad!" Earl exclaimed, "Is it rare?" "Well," said Fred, "It's not unusual."
"Ok, boys and girls, we just finished a one week unit dedicated to Spain, after two weeks on Germany, and a week learning about Poland. Next week we begin our two week tour of Italy, but today is very special. Today...after we take our test, we will be spending 7 mins. learning all there is to know about Belgium." (inspired by my newest bff)
And in the same vein, a bumper sticker seen today..... But of course I exclude my own 32 year marriage.
The reason married men have dad bods: When we were younger we went to the fridge and didn't see anything good so we went to bed, now that we're married we go to bed and don't see anything we want so we go to the fridge.
watch nerd: "Honey, what do you say we go out and source some dinner?" Mrs. watch nerd: "You've been on that damn watch forum again, haven't you?"