Still giggling at that “bottom” photo. Bob’s father said he would never amount to shit. Bob sure showed his dad.
A little correction in the Norwegian "Faen i helvete" that means "The devil in hell" with an exclamation mark. The other is more correct "Hva det faen" appart from the "det". The correct translation of WTF in Norwegian is " Hva Faen" it can be expanded with other words, especially if you live in the north of the country. The it becomes something like this; "Ka faen i svarte hule heite hestkuk helvete" and thats when they speak to children and friends.
So a little boy was tickling his baby brother’s feet, and his mother said, “Geez, you can at least wait til he’s born…”
Here is a true story… My wife was in Dallas for a bizznizz trip, called me a few days before flying home and said that they were going to a sports shop and wondered if i needed anything, I said that som cool fishing lures would be nice! I don't think that she listened to me… Enjoy your weekend Guys!
I was just taking a sip of Merlot whilst reading this. Fortunately, most of it remained in the glass…
Brand new as of right now: A mainspring and a cap jewel walked into a bar and sat down next to a balance wheel. After having a few drinks the mainspring loudly addressed the balance wheel, "So...word around the movement is you swing both ways? Ya know, it's your kind that throws off the rhythm for us normal parts." "Relax, you're wound too tightly," mainspring. "You're gonna snap one of these days. Don't you agree, jewel?" "Hey, leave me out of this. I like to avoid friction." I used my art skills to draw it .
A guy came crying out of a room, tears streaming down his face. "Its a boy!" he said. He never went back to Thailand after that.