Seriously?

 

Xmas pudding of course! More brandy!

 

In some places, that is called a”money light”!

 

5 4 3 2 1 we have ignition.........blast off.

So it's just the ignition light

 

Back when I worked for QuikTrip, I had a customer who decided it would be a good idea to try to get his truck started by adding fuel directly to his carburetor while smoking a cigarette.

It looked a bit like this! Thankfully he wasn't super badly burned.

 

Observation…

 

Announcement

 

What a great show and tell item for Timmy to take to school!

 

A mother takes he daughter to the beauty salon for a haircut. The chid is eating a cookie as she sits, getting her hair cut. The hairdresser suggests she might get hair on her cookie. The child replies, “No I won’t. I’m only 4 years old”.

 

Well, someone’s about to break that rule

(as seen on my Boxing Day walk)

 

This is a friendly reminder about drinking & driving during New Year...
A friend went out last year on 31 December. After drinking he made a sensible decision to leave his car at the pub and took the bus home.
He was really proud of himself next morning.
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He had never driven a bus before!!

 

Sounds like it turned out better than this one: