Oh sorry, wrong picture. Try this instead.

 

These guys on Facebook are hilarious https://www.facebook.com/logandocktok?mibextid=LQQJ4d

 

Some auctioneers have a special gift for arousing customer interest through the descriptions of the items...

 

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There is one more stage: You meet the real Santa.

 

A boy writes a letter to Santa:
‘Dear Santa, I don’t want any new bicycle or a new iPhone.
Just send me a list of girls which have behaved exclusively bad this year.’

 

Look, I like foreskins as much as the next guy, but large? Nah, the smaller ones are definitely sweeter and more tender.

 

This does remind me of the old favourite dad joke:

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You poke him on

 

“I tell you, I’m at my…”

 

Well, I voted for the nutjob amplification app, but they don't seem to be showing that one...

 

80yrs old today