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  1. Charlemagne1333 Mar 26, 2023

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  2. Omegafanman Mar 26, 2023

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    Hip Hip everywhere…..

     
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  3. M'Bob Mar 27, 2023

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  4. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Mar 27, 2023

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  7. Wryfox Mar 27, 2023

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    Duuuuude....

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  8. Aroxx Sets his watch Mar 27, 2023

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  9. STANDY schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector Mar 27, 2023

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    During a recent visit to a Mental Hospital, I asked the director how they determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

    The director said "Well, we fill up a bathtub then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub"

    "Oh, I understand" I said "A normal person would use the bucket because it's the largest and can transfer the most water"











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    "No" said the director "A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like a bed near a window?"


    You picked a bucket…didn’t you.
     
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  10. Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Mar 28, 2023

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    Dad joke… CD679239-7D14-4906-99DF-0F8A9B9B10FA.jpeg
     
  11. Wryfox Mar 28, 2023

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  13. M'Bob Mar 28, 2023

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  14. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Mar 28, 2023

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  15. Wryfox Mar 28, 2023

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    You betcha, Chief :thumbsup:

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  16. Wryfox Mar 28, 2023

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  19. SpeedyPhill Founder Of Aussie Cricket Blog Mark Waugh Universe Mar 29, 2023

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    Ground crews did draw a straw to decide who was first to open a Gemini or Apollo capsule !
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  20. M'Bob Mar 29, 2023

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