A man enters a fancy restaurant, sits down, and picks up the menu. He is perplexed that all the prices have been blocked out. He summons the waiter, and asks, “How much is the lasagna?” The waiter replies, “A penny.” The man says, “Really? Well how much for a Vodka?” “Five cents,” the waiter says. “Wow!” says the man. “This is fantastic! And what about a steak?” The waiter says,” A quarter.” “Unbelievable!” says the man. “Where is the owner? I want to shake his hand!” “Upstairs with my wife, who clean the tables ” says the waiter. The man says, “Well what’s he doing with her?” The waiter replies, “The same thing I’m doing to his restaurant…”