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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. blufinz52 Hears dead people, not watch rotors. Feb 14, 2023

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  2. EuroDriver 1st Seamaster 75th Anniversary Owner Feb 14, 2023

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  3. SC1 Feb 15, 2023

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    Particularly topical...

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  4. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Feb 15, 2023

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  7. Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Feb 15, 2023

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  8. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Feb 15, 2023

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    Edited Feb 15, 2023
  9. EuroDriver 1st Seamaster 75th Anniversary Owner Feb 15, 2023

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    A man is on his way home from work when he gets a text:
    "Hey Joe. This is Bob, your neighbor. I need to come clean. I've been taking advantage of your wife - I needed to get that off my chest, I'm sorry."

    Joe walks into his house, in a silent rage. He goes to the kitchen to look for his wife, but she's not there.
    He grabs a knife, then proceeds upstairs to the bedroom, where his wife is on the bed taking a nap.
    Joe stands over her, then stabs her repeatedly in a rage.

    Joe goes back downstairs, pours himself a bourbon and sits on his recliner to reflect.
    As he's sipping on his bourbon, his phone buzzes again.

    "Sorry Joe, I meant your Wi-Fi. Damn spell-check!"
     
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  10. JimInOz Melbourne Australia Feb 15, 2023

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  12. Omegafanman Feb 16, 2023

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    I want to be a cat herder....
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  14. pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Feb 16, 2023

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  15. Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Feb 16, 2023

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  16. Charlemagne1333 Feb 16, 2023

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    You’re right ;)
     
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  17. pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Feb 16, 2023

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    :D
     
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  18. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Feb 16, 2023

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    With all the recent talk about AI, and ChatGPT, I thought that I would provide a very recent example of the extraordinary capabilities of state-of-the-art software that is designed to interact with people.

    I have a domain, which is registered through Network Solutions, a very large name registrar. I recently noticed some suspicious "products" on my account, and tried the company's chat software. Note what finally triggered the program to attempt to transfer me to an actual human being. :D

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  19. blufinz52 Hears dead people, not watch rotors. Feb 16, 2023

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