A man in a bar walks up to a woman and tells her: "want to go out to dinner later?"
The woman tells him: "sorry, I'm meeting some friends later."
The man insists: "do you have any plans for tomorrow?"
She replies: "yes, I'm having a headache."
A man in a bar walks up to a woman and tells her: "is this seat taken?"
The woman answers: "no, and if you sit down, this one won't be either."
A man in a bar walks up to a woman and tells her: "where have you been all my life!"
The woman responds: "hiding from you."
Click to expand...