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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. Engee

    Engee Jan 9, 2023

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  2. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Jan 9, 2023

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    (as a related aside, please repeat loudly and proudly after me: U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! :D )

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  3. Aroxx Ω 2

    Aroxx Sets his watch Jan 9, 2023

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    My wife told me about this and I couldn’t believe it. I make this stuff all the time for my kids. Microwave for 3 1/2 minutes then wait 5 minutes for it to cool down lol.
     
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  4. Aroxx Ω 2

    Aroxx Sets his watch Jan 9, 2023

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    I think I qualify for at least enough of those medals to cover a full sleeve. I woke up today, wore underwear, ate breakfast, etc. I even just took out the trash.
     
  5. pdxleaf Ω 2

    pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Jan 9, 2023

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  6. TimeODanaos

    TimeODanaos Jan 9, 2023

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    Wait - she thought that stuff was to eat? :eek: ::puke::
     
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  7. BlackTalon Ω 2

    BlackTalon This Space for Rent Jan 9, 2023

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    Me too!
    Hmm, looks like you have one more medal than I do. Congratulations!
     
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  8. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Jan 10, 2023

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  9. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Jan 10, 2023

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    ...and ironically:

    "Gimme a motherf... coffee right now or I'll blow your damn head off!"

    Free!
     
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  10. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Jan 10, 2023

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  11. Syzygy Ω 2

    Syzygy Jan 10, 2023

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    Good grief...you've obviously met "grumpy, morning, hasn't had coffee" me!::yawn::
     
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  12. arturo7

    arturo7 Jan 10, 2023

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  13. Duracuir1 Ω 1

    Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Jan 10, 2023

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    Name tag. His name is Hung Lo.
     
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  14. pdxleaf Ω 2

    pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Jan 10, 2023

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    "What'd you do in the war, daddy?"
     
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  15. Wryfox

    Wryfox Jan 10, 2023

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  16. Wryfox

    Wryfox Jan 10, 2023

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  17. Syzygy Ω 2

    Syzygy Jan 10, 2023

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    ^ I wonder if that includes the boar hog my grandfather used to say was so useless...
     
  18. SpeedyPhill

    SpeedyPhill Founder Of Aussie Cricket Blog Mark Waugh Universe Jan 11, 2023

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  19. SmithSJ Ω 1

    SmithSJ Jan 11, 2023

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  20. Wryfox

    Wryfox Jan 11, 2023

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