You gotta read more, this is a few pages back

 

Clearly, a failed homecoming…

 

A son asks his father, “Dad, how many different types of boobs are there?”

The father says, “Well, there are three phases: in their 20’s, they’re like melons. - firm and round. In the 30’s and 40’s, like a pear: hanging a bit, but still sweet. And after 50, they’re like onions.”

“Like onions, ?“ the son says.

“Yes,” says the father, “Because when you see them, they make you cry.”

Overhearing this, and infuriated, the daughter asks her mother, “What different kind of Willies are there?”

The mother replies, “Well, there are three phases here too. In their 20’s, they’re like an oak tree: mighty and strong. In the 30’s and 40’s, like a Birch - flexible, but still reliable. And after 50, like a Christmas tree.”

Like a Christmas tree,?” The daughter asks.

“Yes,” say the mother. “Dead at the root, and the balls are just for decoration…”

 

Wryfox needs a tag line under his user name. 'I got a million of 'em', maybe?

 

YOU UNGRATEFUL CRETINS. I SLAVE ALL DAY CUTTING AND PASTING HILARIOUS MEMES FROM SOCIAL MEDIA TO GIVE YOUR PITIFUL MEANINGLESS LIVES A TINY BIT OF JOY, AND THIS IS WHAT I GET. HONESTLY THIS IS MORE THAN MY JOB'S WORTH TRYING TO SATISFY EVERYBODY. KEEP IT UP AND I MIGHT QUIT! THIS BASEMENT IS GETTING COLD ANYWAY, AND THE FOOD SUCKS. I HAVE TO FIGHT THE RATS TO GET ANY SLEEP AT ALL.