I can't help re-posting my favorite line from a comedian who Americans of a certain age will recall, Bob Newhart. Best known for the TV show of his name, he also did stand-up comedy, and once said this: The joke was even better due to his famously dry delivery. Oh, and also relating to the joke, as a friend of mine used to say, there's at least a little truth in all humor!
I just burned two thousand calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap…