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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Nov 23, 2022

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  2. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Nov 23, 2022

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    Furthermore, we regret having incorrectly referred to his recent performance "with an IED", as it should have read "with the LSO". :D
     
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  3. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Nov 23, 2022

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  4. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Nov 23, 2022

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  5. TheSuccessPlug

    TheSuccessPlug Nov 23, 2022

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    Corny but.....What is a clever clock called? A clockwise
     
  6. pdxleaf Ω 2

    pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Nov 23, 2022

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  7. Wryfox

    Wryfox Nov 23, 2022

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  8. Omegafanman

    Omegafanman Nov 24, 2022

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    I met a Dalek in the pub last night who claimed he was from Devon so I asked him “Whereabouts in Devon are you from mate ?”
    He replied........ “EXETER MATE ! EXETER MATE !”
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  9. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Nov 24, 2022

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    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Nov 24, 2022

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  11. Wryfox

    Wryfox Nov 24, 2022

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  12. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Nov 25, 2022

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    Moving away from turkey…

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    Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Nov 25, 2022

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    Wryfox Nov 25, 2022

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    Wryfox Nov 25, 2022

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    Real 1950s ad...

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  16. Wryfox

    Wryfox Nov 25, 2022

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    vitriol Nov 26, 2022

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  18. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Nov 26, 2022

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    Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Nov 26, 2022

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  20. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Nov 26, 2022

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    “I’m willing to wear a wire.” But wouldn’t he know?…

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