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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. STANDY schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector Nov 21, 2022

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    Reminds me of a Steam Mop we looked up once, and it was one of the early ones with just a 1 foot cord you connect a extension lead to..
    10 comments about how good the mop was but 300 comments about the cord being to short to reach anywhere. Mrs and I were in stitches reading all the weird too short lead stories..that led into it doesn’t hold the charge long (when it wasn’t one that actually charged as you needed it plugged in…..
     
  2. Pvt-Public Nov 21, 2022

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  3. gbesq Nov 21, 2022

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    [​IMG]

    Fortunately, when I saw this from 75 yards away, I decided not to follow up like Bob and Jim. Blurry photo because my hands were shaking. :eek:
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  4. DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Nov 21, 2022

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  5. pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Nov 21, 2022

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  6. Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Nov 21, 2022

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    Thanksgiving was last month! ;)
     
  7. pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Nov 21, 2022

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    So those are Canadian Gnomes! :D
     
  8. M'Bob Nov 21, 2022

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  9. pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Nov 21, 2022

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    Whoever said there's no such thing as bad publicity might change their mind.
     
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  10. Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Nov 21, 2022

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    People on forums often ask:

    "Can I swim with this watch on?"

    The answer really should be:

    "Only if you could swim without the watch on!"
     
  11. STANDY schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector Nov 21, 2022

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    i am always going to say “No”



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  12. Wryfox Nov 22, 2022

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    1971 was a great year...
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  13. Wryfox Nov 22, 2022

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  14. Wryfox Nov 22, 2022

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  15. M'Bob Nov 22, 2022

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    Recent Sherlock Holmes Award Winner…

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  16. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Nov 22, 2022

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    ...but their failure to conceive a child remains a mystery. :D
     
  17. Aroxx Sets his watch Nov 22, 2022

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  18. DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Nov 22, 2022

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  19. Fretworker Nov 23, 2022

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    This reminded me of the celebrated Spike Milligan cartoon that won’t be diminished if I borrow and include it here
     
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  20. SC1 Nov 23, 2022

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