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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. Wryfox

    Wryfox Nov 19, 2022

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    Wryfox Nov 19, 2022

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    Latest VW EV ad......wait...what?
    Screenshot_20221118-155522_Metal Pro.jpg
     
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    M'Bob Nov 19, 2022

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    Aroxx Sets his watch Nov 19, 2022

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    Wryfox Nov 19, 2022

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    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Nov 19, 2022

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    STANDY schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector Nov 20, 2022

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    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Nov 20, 2022

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    ...and we further regret that we reported that Eric had "hit a new high", when it should have read "hit a new high hat". ::rimshot::
     
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    Aroxx Sets his watch Nov 20, 2022

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    Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Nov 20, 2022

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    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Nov 20, 2022

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    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Nov 20, 2022

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    Yes, that's the reason that it's funny!
     
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    blufinz52 Hears dead people, not watch rotors. Nov 20, 2022

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    corner to corner, diagonally, is redundant, no? ;)
     
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  18. JimInOz Ω 2

    JimInOz Melbourne Australia Nov 20, 2022

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    Not necessarily. Top left corner to top right corner for example.

    That's why TV screen measuring instructions should always either state "diagonally", or provide a diagram for the benefit of people like the guy who bought a "50 inch Samsung" that was only a "44 inch Samsung".

    ;)
     
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    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Nov 20, 2022

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