A rather ornery 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "I stole a can of peaches." The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was desperately hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied "There were six". The judge then said, "Ok, I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. He said, "What is it?" The husband said "She also stole a can of peas!"
Somone said their Son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers and two monarchs....and He's only four months old ;0)
Henry Winkler is on an international flight. The stewardess comes up to him and says, “Would you like some headphones?” He says, “Yes; and by the way, it’s pronounced, ‘Fonz’.”
Possibly the best TV programme ever to cheer us up on a Sunday. Someone pulled a few strings to get Mr Moore the part… Peter Cook & Dudley Moore - "Superthunderstingcar"