Ah lol.

 

Let’s hope anyone who enjoys fall from the balcony is wearing his light fall suit

 

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I hear it’s popular with the Russians. Welcome to the O.C.!

 

An old memory: My first boss would call the weekly production meeting “Kangaroo Court”. I guess that’s better than my senior colleague who called it “The Liars Club”.

 

Interviewer: "Do you believe in Ghosts?"

Ted Lasso: "I do. But what's more important is that they believe in themselves!"

 

Don’t let your kids see this.

I never did trust Tigger.
Poor Piglet.

 

^ Shame about the steering wheel, though...

 

What, your dog can't read?

 

Will Rogers once quipped: "An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."

Then again...