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  1. blufinz52 Hears dead people, not watch rotors. Oct 3, 2022

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    We call them Jimmies :thumbsup:
     
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  2. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Oct 3, 2022

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  3. M'Bob Oct 4, 2022

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  4. Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Oct 4, 2022

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  6. Kiltie Oct 4, 2022

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    ^^^^^^^^^

    This is made even better by the page break when you scroll.
     
  7. Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Oct 4, 2022

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  8. Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Oct 4, 2022

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  9. Vercingetorix Spam Risk Oct 4, 2022

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    It’s a handsome freezer.
     
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  10. Charlemagne1333 Oct 4, 2022

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    They’re handmade sausages for a finger buffet.
     
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  11. Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Oct 4, 2022

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  12. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Oct 4, 2022

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    I gotta hand it to you guys...
     
  13. pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Oct 4, 2022

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    Perhaps the hurricane is not the extremity they should be focused on.

    Or better..

    Edit:

    Dr. Frankensteen: "Well, did you take care of the extremity yet?!"

    Eegor: "Yes, Herr Doktor!"
     
    Edited Oct 4, 2022
  14. Vercingetorix Spam Risk Oct 4, 2022

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    I wonder what other free range game is available after a hurricane.
     
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  15. Canuck Oct 4, 2022

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    The significance of the hand? I don’t dig it! ::rimshot::
     
  16. Pun Oct 5, 2022

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    *The *Tale* of the Two Ants*



    Two ants had an arrangement to meet every winter⛄ in Miami for a vacation.

    Last year, when one ant gets to Miami he is shivering and shaking.

    The other ant asked him, _’Why are shaking so badly?’_

    The first ant says,

    ‘I rode down here from New Jersey
    in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.’



    The other ant says, _’That’s the worst way to travel._ _Do what I do.!! Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks._ _While there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy._ _It's the best way to travel that I can think of.’_ The first ant thanks the second ant and says he will give it a try next winter.

    A year goes by ... When the first ant shows up in Miami he shivering and shaking again.

    The second ant says, _’Didn't you try what I told you’?_

    ‘_Yes,_ says the first ant. _’I did exactly what you said._ _I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks._ _Finally, this nice young stewardess came in._ _I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep._ _When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley."!!_
     
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  17. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Oct 5, 2022

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  18. M'Bob Oct 5, 2022

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    The master of deceit…

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  19. Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Oct 5, 2022

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  20. vbrad26 Oct 5, 2022

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