Looks very staged to me … whatever enters shot the second time around was thrown looking at the trajectory?
It seems to try and remove itself asap again so might have been a stunt squirrel / not a stuffed toy,
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Maybe, but I see squirrels jumping like this all the time just outside my window...from the roof to trees that are several feet away.

 

Somebody see a squirrel?!!


https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ci8jliVAnvz/?igshid=Y2IxNTc5OTQ=

 

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Note to self: must get out in the garden more often…

 

Hi.

Picture the scene, King Charles and Camilla are in the bedroom at Buck Palace.

Charles is holding and caressing the state crown.


Charles is saying;

“ Precious, Precious!

Charles cried out, O my Precious it’s mine!

Mine!

She kept it from me all these years.

But now she’s dead!!

You’re mine!

It’s mine!

Mine! O my precious!


Camilla say’s;

“Charles, do we have to go through this every time you want to make love!”

 

Camilla to Charles:

Once a king, always a king, but once a knight is enough.

 

Gollum in The Lord of the rings trilogy refered to the ring as his Precious, I am making a similarity to Charles referring to the crown as his precious thing that like Gollum he has wanted for many years.
Joe.

 

That's great to know & hoping I spot a few while I'm out & about myself this Autumn , but it was a bit nippy for those little tits this morning .

 

A ring also refers to a female contraceptive device which may have the colour or red gold due to its copper content.
One presumes this joke is much more of a double entendre where the real humour is more hidden.

Well done that man!

 

I think you're giving him too much credit.

 

I prefer the more direct gutter approach:

Q: Why does Charles have such big ears.
A: Camilla needs some thing to hang on to.

 

Side gig?

 

I got a job in a factory that makes Dracula figurines. There’s only two of us on that line, so I have to make every second count.