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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. M'Bob Sep 21, 2022

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  18. Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Sep 25, 2022

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    The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhands, so they sent an agent to investigate him.
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    Agent: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

    Boat Owner: “Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for three years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board on the boat. My other deckhand Earl gets the same. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does 90% of the work around here. He gets about $30 per week - it varies depending on the charters we do - and I also let him sleep on the boat now and then, but he brings his own food. I also buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life.

    Agent: “That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."

    Boat Owner: “That's me. What would you like to know?"
     
  19. Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Sep 25, 2022

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    Not a joke but it's pretty funny...attack of the killer squirrel apparently...

     
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